While home from work last week the Man's Man took Ms.Bees car to the Dr's for his flu like, sinus infected symptoms...........he took Ms.Bee's car because his gas tank is perpetually on empty - because this VP of IT or Director of IT or whatever his title of the day is - cannot seem to bring himself to FILL the damn gas tank! Mr.Man put his car on the street - where Mr.Man usually doesn't park but did...........just in time for Ms.Stupid across the st to back out of her driveway at breakneck speed and BAM right into Mr.Man's car.............Mr.Mans car is sitting in the driveway as we speak waiting to go to the body shop because it is not driveable - that's right - NOT FRICKING driveable! Ms.Stupid backed into it so hard she broke the window and the damn door - what a way to start the new year!
Moving on to more tantalizing news - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's book is coming out today............
http://www.simonandschuster.com/multimedia?video=736533420001
Check out this little clip of the Snook talking about her book release - She goes to "Fricking Barnes and Noble" - who knew! Some serious literary stuff going on here!
I'm going back to work Thursday - that is news right? Please pray to the spirits that Ms.Bee has found a place of employment that doesn't have multiple personality disorder!
I am anxious to hear about your new job. It's been almost 10 years since I had one. I want to know if they've changed much.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Snooki can spell her own name.
ReplyDeleteLet us pray Snooki doesn't make the New York Times best seller list. That would bum me out.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck at the new job, Bee...remember the first week at a new job usually sucks as you feel like a fish out of water....and you feel stupid asking how to use the copier, etc. etc...
ReplyDeleteBest in the New Year!!!
Moomskers
I hope the new job is working out well!! However, I have found that the whole personality disorder thing comes with any job, and usually, the higher up they go, the more off the wall thier disorders .... LOL ... Love the reading ... it is sort of like talking to myself only it's you!! Scarey at best!! and .... absolutely no waste of breath from me on Snooks.
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