Tuesday, March 29, 2011

April Fools?

So here is the weather Forecast for Friday:

And I'm going to go a step further and show you exactly what they're saying about this pretty little picture:

Friday: Snow starts early - before 5am - becoming heavy with near white-outs by lunch. Rain/snow line AT THIS POINT - is along RT. 3. South and east of there it's rain, north and west, it's snow. Storm wraps up by 9-10pm Friday night. Some power outages likely.

Really power outages?  Do you know my friend Lewis Black?  You know when Lewis swears and points his fingers and gets all F'ing this and F'ing that?  That's about where I'm at with this snow shit - ENOUGH ALREADY!

Here's a little poem I'd like to share - a little long but it tells the story so well!

Massachusetts Snow Diary

AUG. 1

Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE

OCT. 14

New England is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.

NOV. 11

Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 2

It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 12

More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 19

Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking Snowplow!
DEC. 22

More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!

DEC. 25

"White Christmas" my busted ass. More fucking snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this fucking ice.

DEC. 28

More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

JAN. 1

Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 fucking inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his fucking head.

JAN. 4

Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the fucker. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.


Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the fucking salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.

MAY 10

Moved to North Carolina today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right fucking mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Massachusetts.

AND this my friends sums it all up - perfectly!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

More Hockey and the Lobster Pot

Ms.Bee and company attended their 2nd annual Lobster Pot Hockey Tournament last weekend on Cape Cod...........

Here is the Man's Man - it's hard to take him serious with the kids wearing Lobsters on their heads! 

This last one is my favorite because this Matt is whining about going to the "Sinbin" - the ref made a terrible call - "digging too hard at the puck" - seriously???????  Is there such a thing??????  I guess I'm a hockey crazed Mom but thats what they teach the kids - dig until the whistle blows!   Matt works so hard - he wants to be Bobby Orr - he wears #4 proudly..........but mostly - he's having fun and that's what really matters - some of these hockey people are WAY over the top crazy!

I get it - it's an intense game - but these are little kids folks - lets remember they are 8 and 9 years old - they should have FUN and that is most important - and that is why I like the Lobster Pot Tournament - because all the kids are winners - great time was had by all!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

St.Patricks Day

Top of the afternoon to you bloggers!  Happy St.Patrick's day and all that good stuff!

So do you know that in Ireland St.Patricks day is a Holy Day of Obligation?  In the United States it's a Holy day of Drunkeness! 

Did you know he is said to be buried next to St.Brigid?  Tis true - but of course!

He is the Patron Saint of Ireland and he chased the snakes from Ireland - oh good - I am moving there because Ms.Bee HATES snakes and any likeness of them!

Happy St.Patricks' Day to you all!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


Ms.Bee is in a writing slump..............and a testy teenage testicular turmoil.............

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Thirsty Thursday - The Pre-Spring Edition

Greetings Fellow Bloggers and Blogettes!

It's been awhile hasn't it?  Ms.Bee has been busy as a Bee!  We picked up our lab rescue Cassie last weekend and she is such a sweet girl!  The poor dog was just used for breeding and making puppies and then dropped like a hot potato after she served her purpose!  We are making her a home and giving her love and she is eating it up!  Carson is adjusting to his new girlfriend and I think somewhat enjoying having another dog around!

Ms.Bee celebrated another birthday yesterday - she tried to keep it quiet and low key but the Man's Man had other ideas and sent her a beautiful bouquet of flowers to work - so she decided to embrace the birthday - my Dad always said it is better to celebrate a birthday than the alternative - very wise words!

Charlile Sheen - what's up man?  The guys elevator is stuck in between floors huh?  Whadup Charlie?  You need some meds dude and I don't mean the street kind!

Ms.Bee got her hair cut and colored yesterday and can I just tell you that like Bossy I love my gays too!  Dustin rocks in the hair dept and has given Ms.Bee a bit of a new 'doo - it's short in the back and longer on the sides and takes Ms.Bee like 5 minutes to dry and style!  I'm lovin it!  I am no longer having a mid life hair crisis and feeling the need to have long hair that I never had anyway!  I think I've been about 4 times now to the new hair place and I'm feeling the love from the gays at the hair salon!  I think they love me too since I'm not all judgement and ask about their boyfriends!  Love - it makes the world go around no matter what!

The price of gas is killing us all huh?  WTF?  Fricking Middle East is a war zone fricking mess!  I am definately noticing that this has driven up the price of food - which is never good at this house since we all eat alot and like good food!  Had to make a BJ's run today!

And I know some of you are experiencing Spring in your area - us here in the Northeast not so much - however I heard a warmup is on the way this weekend - and all I can say is YEEHAW!  Because if Spring doesn't spring soon - it's gonna get ugly around here!