Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas!

Ms.Bee would like to wish her peeps a Merry Christmas or Happy Channakah or whatever holiday you choose to celebrate!

May you all have the good fortune to be with family who loves you, have good food in your plate, good cheer in your glass! 


Monday, December 19, 2011

Merry Christmas to me?

Ms.Bee cannot stop laughing!  Today Ms.Bee received a gift bag (that was clearly reused a few times) of goodies from the Boss!  Ms.Bee is bursting with excitement and cannot wait to show you the LOOT! 

First we shall start off with the card!  Nothing says the boss appreciates all your hard work like "Best Wishes for 2012!"

And NOTHING says I want you on board like these fine gifts!  Soap - I actually got 2 boxes and left on in the car after is fell off the seat going around a corner - man the SHIT stinks!  Pepe LePEW smells better!  Do you think maybe she could have sprung for just a Crabtree and Evelyn?  NOPE - I would love to know where she picked this CRAP up!

And hey check out those Frosty The Snowman earrings huh?  Snazzy don't you think?  Or as my kids say, those snizzle!  Yup - I think I'll sport those things on the next Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation movie!  These were BIG bucks!

Even The Man's Man said "it's time to go" - and he was a little taken aback by the lack of effort here...............Don't get me wrong - I always appreciate a gift no matter the cash value - some of the best gifts I have ever received were small but meant something because of who they came from - but this is just laughable - I was going to say insulting but it's too laughable to be insulting! 

Note to self - "Don't bother giving boss a box of shit for Christmas" - she is already full of it!

Merry Christmas Boss - and all the best to YOU in 2012!  I think a new assistant is on top of the list!

This is an emergency broadcast....

Ms.Bee would like to interrupt your daily activity to warn you that she will be posting some pictures of her Christmas presents from the crazy looney boss! And you won't believe what loot she got! Stay tuned!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Random observations from the 'burbs!

Well it's certainly been a LONG time since Ms.Bee posted!  Wow - time flies when you are NOT having fun!

Thanksgiving went off without a hitch!  We had no broken refrigerators (like we had last Christmas) - and nobody was vomiting on the side while some of us ate!  All in all it was a great day to spend with family and we all thanked GOD for food and booze! 

I saw a man yesterday flossing his teeth in the car.............GROSS...........

I am tired of saying Happy Holidays!  Merry Christmas - Happy Hanukkah - or Happy Kwanzaa - whatever it is you celebrate - Happy happy - can we just call it what it is?

Junior and I spent the day at a State University looking around - it was good - Junior liked it, I liked it and we put that on the "list"!

Ms.Bee learned this week that some other "full time" employees in her office got Christmas bonus's - however she did not receive one!  While the boss happily played Santa on the phone with her other 2 employees telling them they could expect their bonus's in the mail - Ms.Bee sat by and smiled brightly and when she received the the invite to said Boss's Christmas soiree' via Post It note with "Bridget" wrote on it sitting in her pile of "to do" things - She thought "ain't no way Ain't Ms.Beehaven will be attending BEE'Otch" - as a matter of fact - I didn't even acknowledge that I received it or saw it! I think Ms.Bee is not cut out to work for woman (bee'otches) - however I do think this one has a little personality issue that is interfering in her everyday life (IE - the life that she doesn't have) - so I'm looking the other way and looking to move on - I don't need psycho BEE'Otch trying to play head games by telling me how wonderful her last TEMP was who couldn't put a letter together with correct spelling - but he was a 30 year old guy who fawned all over her and I think she misses that attention..........he didn't last 90 days at his "new" job either - now he's selling granola bars!  And I am not kidding!  Said Boss thinks it's wonderful!  "Look at these bars - aren't the wonderful - and every bar he sells feeds a child in Africa" - GREAT - how about you KISS MY ASS!  Ok - I'm done! Ms.Bee predicts a new job in the New Year!

The house is decorated..............The Man's Man got a new Ford "Tough" pickup for Christmas and I am sitting by the pellet stove alone - Life is Good!