Well it's almost here - time to get the elbow fixed and get on with life! I have to admit I'm a little hesitant - not necessarily nervous - but something. What if I don't wake up? Who will mother my children? I can't imagine another woman bringing up my kids. Oh the thought of it makes me shudder! Really what the hell would I do if I was dead? (not much I suspect) I suppose I could taunt and haunt "her" but really do I believe in that kinda stuff? (for the record if I don't wake up I hope I can haunt - I've always wanted to haunt!)
I sense the whole house is a bit unsettled because really who will find the lost clothing the next few days? WHO will find the mustard? Who will bark the orders? I'll be on a vicoden diet the next few days and I hope the family doesn't expect alot out of me. I won't be preparing any 5 course dinners or Pioneer Woman recipes either. Joe is cooking dinner tomorrow night - fish on the grill, Uncle Ben's rice in the microwave package - and bag o'salad! Nothing wrong with that though! Me? I'll have another vicoden and some gingerale please - because mixing alcohol and pain medication isn't kosher - I DO want to wake up and don't want to be the next Karen Ann Quinlan!
I look forward to reading all my peeps blogs the next few days while I am home hallucinating - keep it real girls and keep me laughing! Please!
Ain't Miss-beehavin! (yet)