This is my Tommy: Isn't he cute? That damn Gizslut rapped him around her arm and made him marry her - there goes my chance at being Mrs.Tom Brady - oh wait - I'm married aren't I? The Man's Man tells me he's bigger, badder and better looking than Tom anyway - then he laughs! He's got nerve - My Tommy is bigger, badder and better looking than anyone else in the world! I heart #12!
Things didn't go too well yesterday down in Foxboro MA for Tommy and the boys - frankly they stunk! Looked live a bunch of Pop Warner kiddos just learning there way around the field! However I am mature enough to know that we've got some injuries that are killing the team - and Mr.Kraft and Big Bill need to pick up some big D next year.
So Bob - how about it? Spend some of that stash of cash you have and get my Tommy some big D for next year ok? Because without it - we're just another football team. We don't like average here in Boston - we want to WIN - ALL THE TIME - EVERY TIME! Now get on that! Oh - Thanks