Today is September 16th - my baby Matthew's Birthday! Matthew is a big 8 years old today - I can tell you quickly that is was a hell of a day 8 years ago - I was induced into labor because of high blood pressure - spent the reminder of the day in labor and throwing up in between - at 10:30PM the Dr said enough and took me to the surgical suite for a little c-section - all whilst still throwing up - I have always said Matthew came into this world with his Mother's head in a puke bucket! But enough about that - Happy 8th Birthday my little baby! You are growing up so fast - you asked for a new bike - you asked and you shall receive Daddy says - whatever his boys want! I guess Daddy and you are going hunting huh? Please don't bring home any Bambi's for my yard - I do not like Venison or green eggs and ham! Mom I am!
Last night Carson the beast dog threw up - again - he's been having a little trouble lately - kinda like something gets stuck in his throat - he coughs and up comes the dinner - so my tired husband decided to get a towel and pick it up? BUT WAIT..............a towel? Not a PAPER towel or 10? A towel - and not just any towel - but a hand towel that actually belongs in the bathroom and is one of my better ones! HELLO????????????? Do you NOT understand that those towels are for looks and maybe a hand wipe or 2? NOT TO PICK UP DOG PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then leave it in the kitchen sink/disposal side of the sink for me to clean up????? AGAIN - HELLO - MCFLY - are you there? Because if you are, DO NOT use my good towels (or any towel for that matter) to pick up dog puke - that's what the paper towels are for - and that is why I buy them in bulk 12 rolls at a time! THE END!
I get the Little Woman to pick up the puke around here, lest there be more puke. I can't touch that stuff without hurling beets.
ReplyDeleteI can totally help you hide the body.
ReplyDeleteIt's The Fin's birthday too!!! Happy birthday to both little cuties!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you - Mr. Matt and would you please stop growing so fast? Nana needs her best "little man" awhile longer. Wowser - what a bike - looks really cool, like you....
ReplyDeleteLove, Nana
I have to laugh. I have "those" towels too. My ex would say to me all the time, 'what the hell are they for if we can't use them?"
ReplyDeleteSee you get it Jessica! Now I hope my husband does before HE becomes the EX! 22 years this year - you would THINK he would KNOW by now!
ReplyDelete