An electromyogram (EMG) is a test that is used to record the electrical activity of muscles. When muscles are active, they produce an electrical current. This current is usually proportional to the level of the muscle activity.
This is part of what it looked like:
Do you see that TASER the Dr is holding? I am pretty sure that's what they were doing to me - TASERING ME - yes sir - I am sure of it - and let me tell you - Ms.Bee has no intention of getting in trouble with the PO-lice and getting herself tasered - I surrender - here and NOW!
On top of the constant tasering of my feet and legs - the Dr, who just happened to be chinese - also stuck needles in my calfs, shins, thighs, hips, back and BUTT! Yes, it's true - that didn't hurt as bad as the hip or thigh but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - what a fricking form of torture! It is not for the faint at heart!
After spending all morning and 1/2 the afternoon being tasered, Ms.Bee raced home to get little Matt off the bus! She then took little Matt on a few errands and now her nerves are SHOT!
I feel like this and there are not enough of these to calm the nerves!