Ok I just saw this little gadget on the news and all I can say is WTF? (sorry Mom)
Seriously - if I'm gonna have chocolate I'm gonna eat it - not breathe it! Some Einstein Harvard Professor invented these so you can have a whif of chocolate or rasberry chocolate or mint chocolate! Hmmm - yeah lets all stand around and do "whifs" of chocolate - next thing you know we'll all be in chocolate rehab!
Let's see there's Sex rehab
Prescription drug rehab
Street drug rehab
There's body part rehab if you have an injury; not to be confused with plastic surgery! Probably a few others I have yet to uncover!
For crying out loud - aren't there enough rehabs in this country without having to start a chocolate one? Might as well start a family rehab too while we're at it!
"Yes - hello I'm addicted to my family - I'd like to come spend 30 days and kick my habit! And please provide lots of spa treatments and great food - also since I'm not coming for alcohol addiction - please make sure they're plenty of booze!" - I'm available to check in immediately - and I have good insurance!
Off to the store - to buy some REAL chocolate - I don't want to get addicted to snorting the shit!