I met Bruce Jenner who I wished still looked like this.....
I was however ready to come home yesterday because if I heard one more woman in a restaurant discuss her children, labor or whatever I was going to SCREAM! SHUT THE F UP! "I AM MOMMY WOMAN" "The Wheels on the bus", "Mommy of 3", "Mommy of 12", "Mommy loves her children" - MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY - do you do anything else besides be a Mommy? WHAT'E'VAH - that's Boston lingo for Whatever - I AM MOMMY'D OUT with you folks! I only want to associated with Mommy Wants Vodka, Mommy wants booze, Mommy is a lush and Single and Lovin' it! That's where the real world is!
PS - Mommywantsvodka.com is real and she is very funny! I enjoyed her discussion panel very much!
I think next year I am going to start my own Conference - I think I'll call it: The Suburban Woman - do you think I will get any hits? I don't have a real ranch but I like to call my home the ranch - hey it actually is come to think of it! I don't have any horses either - but I have a dog who looks like one! Does that count? I only have 2 kids that get dirty - Matt tries to ride Carson my dog sometimes - but he doesn't wear cowboy boots - he wears Nikes - and Reebok or Bauer skates - minus the spurs! I can cook too - but am not that great at photography - in fact I forgot to bring my camera to Blogher - but that's ok you can go over to www.designsbymeg.com/blog and see all the pictures there!